Slappywhite

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not. And that is why I shit in your pool!

“You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take...so why try because you are obviously really bad at shots.

Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans, but it is also a cereal.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers; A peck of pickled peckers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the fuck is Peter Piper getting all these peckers? Peter Piper, that pecker pickling motherfucker!

Four score and seven years ago, we were seven years younger and NOT down by four scores.