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  1. MySecretHemorrhoid
    I need a strong manifesto to chain me up in the gulags.
  2. MySecretHemorrhoid
    And they ain't iddy biddy.
  3. MySecretHemorrhoid

    Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with

    MySecretHemorrhoid replied to Euripides’ Shorts's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    A-Plus Man ain’t nothin’ to flunk with. Post-Op Trans ain’t nothin’ to tuck with.
  4. MySecretHemorrhoid

    Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with

    MySecretHemorrhoid replied to Euripides’ Shorts's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Ku Klux Klan ain’t nothin’ but fuckwits. Lieutenant Dan ain’t nothin’ to waltz with.
  5. MySecretHemorrhoid

    Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with

    MySecretHemorrhoid replied to Euripides’ Shorts's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Facebook Ban ain’t nothin’ to Zuck with. Small Tooth Man ain’t nothin’ to buck with. Hoover Dam ain’t nothin’ to suck with.
  6. MySecretHemorrhoid

    Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with

    MySecretHemorrhoid replied to Euripides’ Shorts's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Sloth Mouth Brand ain't nothin' to Chunk with.
  7. MySecretHemorrhoid

    Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with

    MySecretHemorrhoid replied to Euripides’ Shorts's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Wolfgang Man ain't nothin' to puck with.
  8. MySecretHemorrhoid

    Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with

    MySecretHemorrhoid replied to Euripides’ Shorts's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    My Sister's Man ain't nothin' to cuck with.
  9. MySecretHemorrhoid

    Loft Bed Man ain’t nothin’ to bunk with

    MySecretHemorrhoid replied to Euripides’ Shorts's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Flatbed Man ain't nothin' to trunk with.
  10. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Everybody brathurts sometimes
  11. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Kill me.
  12. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Coincidentally, Inflation Gone Wild is the title of my favorite adult video series.
  13. MySecretHemorrhoid
    And five bucks if by the dumpster behind Red Lobster.
  14. MySecretHemorrhoid
    And a brony at the annual convention
  15. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Or switch deodorant
  16. MySecretHemorrhoid

    For your pleasure

    MySecretHemorrhoid posted a topic in Comedy Bang Bang

    https://imgur.com/a/A1RgSPi
  17. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Gilligan's Island is the real Fantasy Island.
  18. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Utterly ridiculous.
  19. MySecretHemorrhoid
    That reminds me, I need a new pair of sex boots.
  20. MySecretHemorrhoid

    Can I leave a deposit on these suppositories? 

    MySecretHemorrhoid replied to SideofMcG's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Im'a make a depository in your rear end repository.
  21. MySecretHemorrhoid
    And my dick is owned by Monsanto
  22. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Smack me with that little Cratchit crutch, baby.
  23. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Chain me up like Jacob Marley, Daddie.
  24. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Daddy teen Scrooge needs a good Dickens.
  25. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Or maybe it’s the tapeworms
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