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  1. Gilligan's Island is the real Fantasy Island.
  2. That reminds me, I need a new pair of sex boots.
  3. MySecretHemorrhoid

    Can I leave a deposit on these suppositories? 

    Im'a make a depository in your rear end repository.
  4. Smack me with that little Cratchit crutch, baby.
  5. Chain me up like Jacob Marley, Daddie.
  6. It was super effective at helping me pass my science test. Thanks, paw-paw Killa Tony!
  7. Smokey says "light'em up"
  8. Watch me turn these peanuts into poo nuts.
  9. ~cue laugh track~
  10. But loves Donald Trump, of course