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  1. MySecretHemorrhoid
    This little piggy prefers sausage to roast beef.
  2. MySecretHemorrhoid
    I simply do not enjoy being arrested :(
  3. MySecretHemorrhoid
    A turd in the can is worth two in the tush.
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    This bar stool is full of nuts!

    MySecretHemorrhoid posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    and smells yeasty
  5. MySecretHemorrhoid
    T-Pain likes lychee
  6. MySecretHemorrhoid
    and then mauls group of hikers
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    Can I cannibalize Bill's eyes?

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    They look so juicy!
  8. MySecretHemorrhoid
    When I bust a nut, the squirrels come runnin’.
  9. MySecretHemorrhoid
    In porn, the busiest is the jizzy-est
  10. MySecretHemorrhoid

    I love my mom and dad.

    MySecretHemorrhoid posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I love my mom and dad.
  11. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Breast implants look best in plants.
  12. MySecretHemorrhoid
    She sells seashells down by the sea? Sure...
  13. MySecretHemorrhoid
    My urologist, he slip. When he snip, he rip my tip.
  14. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Does this Juul pod make my Kylie Jenner look racist?
  15. MySecretHemorrhoid
    I medulla oblongata remember to take my blood pressure medicine.
  16. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Got my wife a jewel-encrusted pop socket. She won shiniest Pap smear at the gynecologist's office this year.
  17. MySecretHemorrhoid
    All good things must come to an end. That's why I beat my wife.
  18. MySecretHemorrhoid
    If haste makes waste, then why do I spend 3 hours on the toilet every morning?
  19. MySecretHemorrhoid
    Out with the old, and in with the new. That's what I say when I take a poo.
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