Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

MySecretHemorrhoid

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content count

    70

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Topics posted by MySecretHemorrhoid

  1.  

    In a cummunist society, the twerkers must seize the means of reproduction.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 318 views
  2.  

    It'll cost you tree fiddy for me to free dees tiddies.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 364 views
  3.  

    If you can't handle me at my bratwurst, then you don't deserve me at my bratbest.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 364 views
  4.  

    I always meet my friend at the dentist's office. We coincidentally coincide dentaly.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 341 views
  5.  

    Ten bucks for a balloon animal is inflation gone wild.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 359 views
  6.  

    One if by land, and cake if by the ocean.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 328 views
  7.  

    I'm a vegetarian in the streets and a vagitarian in the sheets.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 338 views
  8.  

    When teeth start growing from your arm pits, it's time to buy more toothpaste.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 337 views
  9.  

    For your pleasure

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in Comedy Bang Bang

    • 0 replies
    • 1030 views
  10.  

    Thurston Howell makes me thirst and howl, and Gilligan can get it again.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 313 views
  11.  

    This dog is a toad, and I’m the sucker milking it!

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 277 views
  12.  

    Like a farmer who didn't go to the harvest festival, I'm a grower, not a shower.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 281 views
  13.  

    Fill my sexy teen Scrooge hole with your not so Tiny Tim.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 416 views
  14.  

    This sexy teen Scrooge wants your Christmas Yet To Cum.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 279 views
  15.  

    As your new sexy teen Scrooge, I promise to always be young, dumb, and full of humbug.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 307 views
  16.  

    Is that a shit stain on your carpet, or is your dog’s yeast infection just happy to see me?

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 302 views
  17.  

    Come my lady. Come come my lady. Come come come my lady. Come come come come my lady.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 326 views
  18.  

    My Very Eager Mother's Juggalo Step-dad Used Ninja Powers.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 279 views
  19.  

    Only you, fire, can prevent forests.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 271 views
  20.  

    Watch me turn these peanuts into poo nuts.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 325 views
  21.  

    And THIS is why I worship Satan.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 292 views
  22.  

    Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, she REALLY fucking hates math.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 263 views
  23.  

    I stink, therefore you scram.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 265 views
  24.  

    I pickpocket pop sockets while my sock puppet pops and locks it.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 296 views
  25.  

    A banana a day is great for anal play.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 304 views
×