MySecretHemorrhoid
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All good things must come to an end. That's why I beat my wife.
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As your new sexy teen Scrooge, I promise to always be young, dumb, and full of humbug.
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Boba Fett drinks boba tea with T-Pain to ease the pain of losing his father at such a young age.
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Come my lady. Come come my lady. Come come come my lady. Come come come come my lady.
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Do something you love, and you'll never work a day in your life because you'll spend it in jail for showing your wiener to kids at the park.
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Does this Juul pod make my Kylie Jenner look racist?
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Fill my sexy teen Scrooge hole with your not so Tiny Tim.
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Fuck with Bert and Ernie, you get the squirt and burnie.
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Got my wife a jewel-encrusted pop socket. She won shiniest Pap smear at the gynecologist's office this year.
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Hello no baby. Hello you’re bloody. Hello my ragtime gal.
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I always meet my friend at the dentist's office. We coincidentally coincide dentaly.
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I medulla oblongata remember to take my blood pressure medicine.
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I pickpocket pop sockets while my sock puppet pops and locks it.
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I'm a vegetarian in the streets and a vagitarian in the sheets.
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If haste makes waste, then why do I spend 3 hours on the toilet every morning?
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