MySecretHemorrhoid
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Fill my sexy teen Scrooge hole with your not so Tiny Tim.
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If you can't handle me at my bratwurst, then you don't deserve me at my bratbest.
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It'll cost you tree fiddy for me to free dees tiddies.
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Ten bucks for a balloon animal is inflation gone wild.
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Got my wife a jewel-encrusted pop socket. She won shiniest Pap smear at the gynecologist's office this year.
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I always meet my friend at the dentist's office. We coincidentally coincide dentaly.
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I'm a vegetarian in the streets and a vagitarian in the sheets.
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When teeth start growing from your arm pits, it's time to buy more toothpaste.
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My urologist, he slip. When he snip, he rip my tip.
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Come my lady. Come come my lady. Come come come my lady. Come come come come my lady.
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In a cummunist society, the twerkers must seize the means of reproduction.
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Fuck with Bert and Ernie, you get the squirt and burnie.
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Thurston Howell makes me thirst and howl, and Gilligan can get it again.
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Rhythm is a dancer. Natural male enhancer. Jizzom full of cancer.
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When Winnie-the-Pooh gets angry he Losey-his-Shit.
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As your new sexy teen Scrooge, I promise to always be young, dumb, and full of humbug.
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Is that a shit stain on your carpet, or is your dog’s yeast infection just happy to see me?
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