MySecretHemorrhoid
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Peggy puts her penis in my pretty piggy pussy.
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Kid Rock became Man Rock today after celebrating his bawitdaba mitzvah.
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If you’re happy and you know it shed your uterine lining.
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Fuck with Bert and Ernie, you get the squirt and burnie.
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Do something you love, and you'll never work a day in your life because you'll spend it in jail for showing your wiener to kids at the park.
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Hello no baby. Hello you’re bloody. Hello my ragtime gal.
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The ripple effect of your wiggly neck never fails to make my nipples erect.
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Rhythm is a dancer. Natural male enhancer. Jizzom full of cancer.
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There's a scandal in my sandal, and my toes have got the dirt.
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Boba Fett drinks boba tea with T-Pain to ease the pain of losing his father at such a young age.
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When Winnie-the-Pooh gets angry he Losey-his-Shit.
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When I bust a nut, the squirrels come runnin’.
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