Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

MySecretHemorrhoid

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content count

    70

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Topics posted by MySecretHemorrhoid

  1.  

    She sells seashells down by the sea? Sure...

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 1 reply
    • 315 views
  2.  

    My urologist, he slip. When he snip, he rip my tip.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 332 views
  3.  

    Does this Juul pod make my Kylie Jenner look racist?

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 262 views
  4.  

    I medulla oblongata remember to take my blood pressure medicine.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 258 views
  5.  

    Got my wife a jewel-encrusted pop socket. She won shiniest Pap smear at the gynecologist's office this year.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 350 views
  6.  

    All good things must come to an end. That's why I beat my wife.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 267 views
  7.  

    If haste makes waste, then why do I spend 3 hours on the toilet every morning?

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 250 views
  8.  

    Out with the old, and in with the new. That's what I say when I take a poo.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    • 0 replies
    • 258 views
×