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My clit is on the whale.

When I feel down, I turn my frown around, and just HI-FIVE my Jon Lovitz sex doll!

Once on down'n Timbuktu a thief forged fire's stick's, severely angering night watchmen.

BONG RIP! COUGH! What if God is like hot-boxing the fuck outa Cali right now?! COUGH! God dammit God!

Popping dimple pimples on impulse may leave limp seeping holes in skin, many Men ,of course, insist. Whilst some Women simply seem less intrinsically interested, several studies state statistics saying: "Non-controlled, soggy, sagging popped dimple-pimple holes woe friend or foe."

My salami with cheese-on-a-squa's the best sandwich I have tried alright!

DONK! Ouch!...My nards! Whaat a day I tell ya!

Quick! Lay on the shtick thick!! I'm shittin' bricks!!!

It's a pain to pop a pimple on yer poop-hole!

If farting was a law, I say, I dare I'd fart to fill the day! A million little fart parade! To smell and taste and touch and play!

Today's forecast: Chowdy with a chance of Skeet-balls.

Got one ball for now and one for later.

Make making all these generic "Make Things Do Things Again" slogans not a thing, again.

Can't wipe nice when yer poopin' live mice.

Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, SHUT THE FUCK UP! It's time for a podcast! And let's just say, certainly, that AMERICA will be listening...

Boner Jenga anyone?

HEY LORD! SUCK IT!

If I had one anus for all the anus-i I never had, and the train leaves Pimpleton station to Gillwinkle in 5 min and you don't have a ticket, I'd still only have one anus.

Dat'sa lotta Machete'!

Please don't tell the cats how many nipples I REALLY have.

There's a 100% chance of pantie-showers, I'm Scott Auckerman.

The Surgeon General suggests that that 3 out of 4 causes of death only account for 75% percent of those stastistics, raising more questions, like, does this look big in this light, how 'bout when I go like this?

Nipples. Nipples. Little-flickles. Pinchy-widdle-tiddle-lip-holds.

WELL CUNT ME OFF!

Gimme that goose! Gimme that gander! Just please be more gentle this time!