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Yo mama so fat she only reads "Lard of the Onion-Rings by P.B. & J.- R.R. Tolkien."

Yo Bub! You're on the right track if yer lookin' 'ta get a size 22 in the taint!

Just one...last... quick vigorous butt hole scratching.......mmm.....OK just OOOONE MOOOORE.....

Plop one on down honey do!

I'm BACK! Stacked, jacked and ready 'ta crack some sack!

Terry Jones has reached his final form as my ACTUAL SPIRIT ANIMAL!...and went, wherever I, did go!

You're puttin' the platypus pussy on a pedestal. Its the one that says "Monotreme, an Egg Laying Mammal."

Live and let live La Labia Loca!

This is just a true story: my friend Frank brushed his teeth with my hemorrhoid cream.

Narf.

BANG,BANG! Who's there? COMEDY! Comedy Who? If you can't guess go fuck yourself!

Cuz?

As highest ranking officer on this ship it's my duty to inform you the crew that we are all figments of the schizophrenic paranoid delusions of some guy called Joel. I order us to immediate no-limits-orgy...Deuces wild!

In a world of assholes and elbows...

Grow the boner you know.

Hate to catch ya' gotta scratch ya' crusty truck stop crotch crabs'll grab yer sack! EHHHH!

I ALWAYS fart when I eat pussy.

Cake poppin' for the ladies.

My ass is HUNGRY...toss me a salad!

Lubricant or Lubriwon't?

CBB Side effects may include: Lips twitching, viscous hip dipping, guts ripping, disks slipping, chipping teeth, crippling grief, and loss of all existential beliefs. Also bloating and constipation were reported.

Tampearl Super tampons are super absorbent and stay crunchy longer in milk!

Can I interest you in a nice catch phrase?

Tonite at 11: Anaconda obsessed with butts attacks National Hot Dog Eating Contest. "All my hun's buns n' bums have become some snakes' crumbs!" Commented organizer Gunter Muntz. Sir Mixalot could not be reached for comment.

I throw burritos in the air, where they land I do not care.