WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE

Clumpy is the new smooth.

I saw a few dead flies in your gross bathroom trash can, two in the mucus and one in the pubis.

I like my lips licked like I like my lips lubed: By my lovely-little-lip-licker-Lady! Lady is my purebred shitzu-doodle and a real Boss Bitch!

This is your one way ticket to the con-tent-tent-party in your pants, and by that I mean we monchin' on that funny-bone Son!

Turd heeled and fulla' spring sauce, we're comin' atcha super HOT!

Like a chocolate-covered lump of coal down your mom's old fishnet stocking!

Butter up them breads baby, I'm comin' in lazy.

The dragon in yer butt cave is making grumpy-bubbles!

Fluids are mixing and juices are flowing! We got a sopping wet bit of a show thing!

Fish guts in my whoopie cushion?! Now I'm listening!

Shake your tater and give it a flick, 'bout'a eat a french fry out the tip of your dick! Sun!

Grandmas need lovin' too. Call yer dang Grandma more often goddammit!

Labia! Labia! Maybe a baby'll lurch from the likes of the Labia Cave-in-Ya!

Just sit right back and you'll hear the tale, the tale of a lunatic...and somethin', somethin' su-umthing... an En-tre-P-nuer!

She got a dick like a full body ingrown hair.

Gargle that shit in the back of your throat! Bitch, Mouthwash Awareness Week ain't no joke!

Roll over Beethoven, Your pianist is showing!

Two parts heart and one part shart.

Shoot me a text, I'll shoot you a load. I'm done with your laundry, and I have a T-shirt cannon.

A man with one wet finger is a man with whom I've been there.

Like two dongs stuck in a T.P. tube.

Ahhhhh! It's good to feel the rush of wind through my hair! OOPS! I was wrong, gotta change my underwear!

A gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a plethora of erections.

Gettin' you horny as a cobbler's workbench.

Someone's always someone to someone!