Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.
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I kiss my lass for each day passed. I slip her a 20 to tickle my ass.
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Hark the Geralds said to Steve. Do not touch my cream corn nor beans.
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It truly was a field of dreams until my family ran off with the coach of my team.
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Somber by the wind blows on, passing âtwixt the tombs. Ya Mon.
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This little boy peeps at Lilâ Bo Peep, but was I surprised to realize a boner sheâd grown in her sleep.
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I had to eat crow at the Robert Segel âFree the Eagleâ fundraiser after I showed my pair of fat tits.
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I like my gravy how I like my Eddie Murphy movies. Clumpy.
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Tip of the cap is the streets, clap of the ass in the sheets.
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You didnât hear this from me, because I only speak in a soft whisper.
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 Now marks the time for grads and dads and the failed coup of Sebastian the crab.
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 I took self defense at 14 to face my  catholic school bully, the martyr Sister Mary-Catherine Gargonzolli.
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âNight gown found in Peugeot Sound.â  The news came round that Grandma has drowned.
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A bowl of boiled meat, now thatâs a real treat. But please donât make me beg for my prunes and boiled eggs.
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Some kids are mama boys, but I was raised by my grandfather clock after my entire family was killed by old age.
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Clinched fist, beneath the board. Thereâs more than one way to whack a mole.
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  Then I saw two sets of footprints become one and thatâs where I found the body.
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âPryer inspired priest retires after roast of entire choirâ, Cried the Inquirer Choir Cryer.
Thereâs more than one way to skin a cat but thereâs no wrong way to suck on a chili dog.
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Thereâs more than one way to skin a cat but thereâs no wrong way to suck on a chili dog.