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Lord Brian Falconhoof

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  1. Lord Brian Falconhoof
    This brandy makes me randy, but this porny makes me horny
  2. Lord Brian Falconhoof
    Bread sky at night, sandwich delight. Bread sky in the morning, toast.
  3. Lord Brian Falconhoof

    Without this penny, I thee wed.

    Lord Brian Falconhoof posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Without this penny, I thee wed.
  4. Lord Brian Falconhoof
    That's a clam, Ma’am: a sea ham!
  5. Lord Brian Falconhoof
    I’d host her poster but her post-hair purse there is my first fare.
  6. Lord Brian Falconhoof
    Shakespeare once, shame on you. Shakespeare twice, activate Punch Doctor 3000
  7. Lord Brian Falconhoof
    A bright white like my Nike trike might light our hike. Hark, the dark bark of the neighbourhood shark, woof woof woof woof
  8. Lord Brian Falconhoof
    Why Mr Rotund, this isn’t your fund. That fat sack of cash pays for grandmother’s stash
  9. Lord Brian Falconhoof
    A mother's wish, a father's fish. A daughter's scream, a son's sea bream.
  10. Lord Brian Falconhoof
    Fountain of knowledge, go to college. Fountain of youth, wiggle wiggle wiggle look me banana
  11. Lord Brian Falconhoof

    Is this the (Honk Honk)

    Lord Brian Falconhoof posted a topic in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

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