ICantBelieveItsNotBetter
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When it rains, it rains, penis from heaven
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If you're looking for comedy, you're in the right place! You're at the Comedy Directory. Dial 1 for Alt Comedy...
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Game respect game. I hope this makes it on the show.
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Garçon! I'll have the funnel cake and a pint of whole milk, to start
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My Oysters're Sweatin', Et cetera, Yeehaw
Or MOSEY, for short
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I hope you like bad bagels because I'm a bad everything bagel
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Mt. Doom is short for Mount Me And Doo Me In The Butt
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Which came first: the chicken, or me, choking that chicken
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Let us bow our heads and comede
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I get so much respect, I tell ya. I get so much respect that when the Queen knighted me she asked me to put my sword on HER shoulder
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-a shitty standup bit I did on stage once but I will relinquish all copyrights to-
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Business in the front, party in the front, these banks are running weird promos these days
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Every sock I wear is a sock puppet that gets off on being treated like this
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You, Me, A Couple Sloe Buck's Fizzes, Little Land of Make Believe?
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Maya Angelou had a quote: "I've learned that people will forget what you said," and I can't remember the rest but I remember it made me feel horny
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Laughs ahoy! Shoot for the starboard!
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I'm bumping this shamelessly. I stand by my catchphrase submissions and I won't let them be washed away by the sands of time so callously.
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Time flies... Time flies are a terrible danger to any time traveler transporting raw produce.
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If you play this podcast backwards at half-speed, you can hear Satan interview a small business owner
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Icy London, Icy France, the possibilities are endless with my mega freeze ray 9000
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Here we are in the studio where bad ideas become paywalled spin-off podcasts.
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I don't really care if it's against the forum rules, I think this is a killer catchphrase so I'm gonna bump it.
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Leave the mask on but let them titties out
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Much like a sentient entree that gets pleasure from being eaten, I must say 'thank you for having me.'
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As they said in Yeast Germany, Glutentag
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