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  1. ProlapsedFamous
    Monk without Shalhoub is like anal without the lube
  2. ProlapsedFamous
    Now that fruit roll up covered pickles are a thing maybe someone will touch my green and red penis
  3. ProlapsedFamous
    It may taste great but Arnold Schwarzeneggers taint sweat is the fountain of youth
  4. ProlapsedFamous
    Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of my love life
  5. ProlapsedFamous
    Ok so repeating that title was an accident.
  6. ProlapsedFamous
    Dollars to donuts was really bad investment advice.
  7. ProlapsedFamous
    It may seem fickle but it ain't please moan while tickling my taint
  8. ProlapsedFamous
    Can you buy coffins from Amazon? I'm asking cause my Nannas gone.
  9. ProlapsedFamous
    Phobophobia is the fear of phobias. I really hope I don't come down with it.
  10. ProlapsedFamous
    My ex girlfriend is a freak in the sheets. Freak in the sheets is her cutesie way of saying kkk member.
  11. ProlapsedFamous
    A day late, a dollar short, an Adrien Brody'd
  12. ProlapsedFamous
    John McCain was known as a maverick. Yet another reason I believe that Tom Cruise killed him.
  13. ProlapsedFamous
    Really scraping the bottom of the barrel is a nice compliment for barrel cleaners
  14. ProlapsedFamous
    I remember when a snack pack was a container of pudding and not a cute guys semen
  15. ProlapsedFamous
    Google for the important stuff. Bing for the porn and muff.
  16. ProlapsedFamous
    Little known fact: milk is and acronym for moo induced lactate kool-aid
  17. ProlapsedFamous
    I was going to make some snow white bukkake joke. Turns out there's already a video for that. Would that be plagiarism?
  18. ProlapsedFamous
    Something about OCD and sloppy seconds
  19. ProlapsedFamous
    Number five is alive now, wait. Who's this white guy in brown face?
  20. ProlapsedFamous
    It's time to start let's have some fun Suddam Hussein is number one.
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  22. ProlapsedFamous
    Th)e squeaky wheel gets the Grease. Cause boy, that Danny Zuko can get anything wet.
  23. ProlapsedFamous
    "Keep going I'm almost there" was a really bad choice for a safe word.
  24. ProlapsedFamous
    If anyone knows the meaning of life I doubt it's Jordan van der Sloot
  25. ProlapsedFamous
    "Ay Papi" is either a sexy saying or a serious health condition.
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