ProlapsedFamous
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Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of my love lifeDoing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of my love life
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I call em' like I see em'. I don't do much callin' anymore since I left my glaucoma unchecked.
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Hear today gone tomorrow. I guess I should have turned down the volume on my headphones like mommy said.
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If age is nothing but a number then why am I in depends and Kulap is wearing Pampers
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If time travel were possible I'd go forward in time to the first time I time traveled because knowing me I really cheesed it up and chose sometime really stupid.
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"Tally-ho" said the man to the prostitute when asking how much he owed
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away but I'm more of an android guy and haven't seen a doctor in over 15 years.
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life is something I like to say to newborns
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The squeaky wheel gets the Grease. Cause boy, that Danny Zuko can get anything wet.
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"Off with his head!" is probably John Bobbit's least favorite historical quote.
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Comedy is subjective but my balls aren't cause they are no joke
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If that was Ferris Buellers day off then sign me up for a day on.
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I hated learning about Caligula in school but my wife sure seems to enjoy it
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Champagne for my real friends and Clamato for my sham friends
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Hold your horses. No really, horses love being held and it's therapeutic for you, too!
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Go from mommas boy to ladies man in two easy steps. Emancipate yourself then bone your mom.
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First, Marilyn Monroe. Then, Princess Diana. When will "Candle in the Wind" finally be dedicated to the crew of The Challenger?
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Call me old fashioned but really I'm 2 teaspoons simple syrup, 1 teaspoon water, 2 dashes bitters, 1 cup ice cubes, 1.5 fluid ounces bourbon whiskey, 1 slice orange and 1 maraschino cherry
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A dollop of daisy a day defines a defunct and disastrous dependency on daily dairy in your diet you daft dullard.
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Who's a good dog? You're a good dog! What a good girl. Koda, can you speak? Koda, speak! Oh what a good girl! Want a treat? Go to your dish you good doggie.
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Perhaps the secret to happiness is in our hearts.
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Only time will tell when Conan O'brien finally finds a friend and leaves the podcasting for the rest of us.
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I'm truly a cutie patootie with a bootie. Please send nudes
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