ProlapsedFamous
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My dog really loves chewing tennis balls. My apologies to Andre Agassi. Feel better soon.
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Comedy is subjective but my balls aren't cause they are no joke
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now if only we knew which fruit worked on werewolves
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If possession is nine-tenths of the law then that means those 4 fellas I met at Applebee's last night each own 22.5 percent of my virginity.
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Axel Foley is a cop. Mick Foley is a wrestler. Dave Foley is a kid in the hall. Foley Moly is that family talented.
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I don't know how to say cunnilingus in sign language and something tells me I should never learn.
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Tennis elbow is a pain but I'd take it any day over bocce anus
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I don't know much about ASMR but that Lou Gehrig sure is unlucky
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy today sadly lost his long battle with cancer.
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For a change of pace this episode will be limited to just 3 9/11 references
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My Roomba turns 13 tomorrow. now I need to throw it a bot mitzfah
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I like my porn the way I like my horror movies. With lots of screaming, bodily fluids and black men being finished first.
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Fruit flies are attracted to fruit. Butterflies are attracted to butter. The whole thing just makes total sense.
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As the 4th of July approaches please remember to have your pets spayed or muted.
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A horse is a horse of course of course. I'm pretty confused as to what you thought it was. It may be time for glasses.
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Darkness makes the light shine brighter. That flashlight stuck in my ass must be blinding.
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So what if I left the scene of the accident? It's not like you can recapitate.
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Born too late to explore earth and born too soon to explore space. But hey, we've got Tony Danza and fidget spinners.
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"Ay Papi" is either a sexy saying or a serious health condition.
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If anyone knows the meaning of life I doubt it's Jordan van der Sloot
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"Keep going I'm almost there" was a really bad choice for a safe word.
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Th)e squeaky wheel gets the Grease. Cause boy, that Danny Zuko can get anything wet.
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It's time to start let's have some fun Suddam Hussein is number one.
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