ProlapsedFamous
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Now that fruit roll up covered pickles are a thing maybe someone will touch my green and red penis
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Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of my love lifeDoing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of my love life
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If that was Ferris Buellers day off then sign me up for a day on.
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I'm truly a cutie patootie with a bootie. Please send nudes
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Hold your horses. No really, horses love being held and it's therapeutic for you, too!
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Go from mommas boy to ladies man in two easy steps. Emancipate yourself then bone your mom.
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My ex girlfriend is a freak in the sheets. Freak in the sheets is her cutesie way of saying kkk member.
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"Off with his head!" is probably John Bobbit's least favorite historical quote.
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Hear today gone tomorrow. I guess I should have turned down the volume on my headphones like mommy said.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away but I'm more of an android guy and haven't seen a doctor in over 15 years.
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Who's a good dog? You're a good dog! What a good girl. Koda, can you speak? Koda, speak! Oh what a good girl! Want a treat? Go to your dish you good doggie.
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Call me old fashioned but really I'm 2 teaspoons simple syrup, 1 teaspoon water, 2 dashes bitters, 1 cup ice cubes, 1.5 fluid ounces bourbon whiskey, 1 slice orange and 1 maraschino cherry
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The squeaky wheel gets the Grease. Cause boy, that Danny Zuko can get anything wet.
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A dollop of daisy a day defines a defunct and disastrous dependency on daily dairy in your diet you daft dullard.
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Comedy is subjective but my balls aren't cause they are no joke
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Champagne for my real friends and Clamato for my sham friends
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First, Marilyn Monroe. Then, Princess Diana. When will "Candle in the Wind" finally be dedicated to the crew of The Challenger?
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It may taste great but Arnold Schwarzeneggers taint sweat is the fountain of youth
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I call em' like I see em'. I don't do much callin' anymore since I left my glaucoma unchecked.
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life is something I like to say to newborns
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If age is nothing but a number then why am I in depends and Kulap is wearing Pampers
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If time travel were possible I'd go forward in time to the first time I time traveled because knowing me I really cheesed it up and chose sometime really stupid.
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