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Mr. Direction

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  1. Mr. Direction
    It's the show you keep trying to get your partner to like - but you always forget to vet each episode to make sure it's a good one...
  2. Mr. Direction
    Expect more from your comedy podcasts. Just don't get your hopes up
  3. Mr. Direction
    Your Mom may be a ho, but it's not that kind of show
  4. Mr. Direction
    Dame Judi Dench, had a lame booty stench, that did flourish, and fester, and linger. So she parted her cheek, without having to peek, where inside she had stuck her big finger
  5. Mr. Direction
    Podcast or Codcast - they both smell funny to me
  6. Mr. Direction
    If you wanna solo Sulu, then you'd better check with Checkov
  7. Mr. Direction
    1 for the cup. 2 for the girl. 3 to get ready. I hope it's a swirl
  8. Mr. Direction
    Peas on Earth. Carrots on Venus. Play with my rocket while I tickle your anus
  9. Mr. Direction
    The sex police almost caught me in a three-way on a one-way street. Just don't tell them I went both ways
  10. Mr. Direction
    Sorry - my legs are closed. Please come back when my relationship is open
  11. Mr. Direction
    Illegally porked in a no bacon zone
  12. Mr. Direction
    It's my way or the highway, and it's rush hour - so you can drive illegally in the HOV lane or just do what the fuck I said
  13. Mr. Direction
    How many fucks could a woodchuck give, if a woodchuck could give fucks?
  14. Mr. Direction
    Too much woodchuck chucking and not enough woodchuck fucking makes it hard to make more woodchucks
  15. Mr. Direction
    Hi Ho, the Dairy-O... Keep makin' my milk money, bitch!
  16. Mr. Direction
    Well slap my buns together and stick a pickle in me!
  17. Mr. Direction
    In the case of 'The People vs Mr. Ed', the neighs have it
  18. Mr. Direction
    If at first you're not tried by a jury of your peers, try trying again
  19. Mr. Direction
    That new teacher wouldn't let me keep my poison apples... Boy is she strychnine!
  20. Mr. Direction
    If Donkey Kong did nothing wrong - then why do I have to wear this thong?
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