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Crunchy NutSkin

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  1. Crunchy NutSkin

    What's up, cool cat?

    What's up, cool cat?
  2. Every day's a good day to die hard if you watch A Good Day To Die Hard every day.
  3. Crunchy NutSkin

    I'll shit when I'm dead!

    I'll shit when I'm dead!
  4. One species' faeces is another breed's feed
  5. Today is the first day of the breast of your wife
  6. Don't let his penis come between us, I only have one towel to clean us.
  7. I don't mean to braggle puss, but my dad fucked the Snagglepuss! Heavens to Mergatroid!
  8. A schlong time ago, in a galaxy fart, fart away...
  9. Crunchy NutSkin

    Set your phasers to GUN

    Set your phasers to GUN
  10. Crunchy NutSkin

    Unpaid Labour Doopity Doo

    Unpaid Labour Doopity Doo
  11. Go ifs, ands, or buts: I'll sniff Santa's butt.
  12. The name's Aukerman... SCOTT Aukerman.
  13. I got stoned but I'm not a stoner.
  14. I'd like to speak to your manager... Your BANK manager! How'd you get such a great deal on savings?!?
  15. I'd rather let you plug my butt than plug your book
  16. If you can't handle the bus, stay out of the bus depot
  17. Sexy teens? Never heard of 'em!
  18. Don't shout at a mobster who's fresh outta lobster!
  19. In the name of the Frasier, the M*A*S*H, and the Third Rock From the Sun, Amen.
  20. I've never slashed a tyre but I have tired of Slash.
  21. Super Mario? I'll take the soup!
  22. I see London, I see France, I get horny, I jack off.
  23. Face it: A facetious faucet is the first facet of the faculty's facilities.
  24. Mr. Gorbachev, eat out this clit!
  25. I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.
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