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Hans Jewish Anderson

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    The Twilight Saga was filmed a mile from here. A mile as the wolf runs not as the vampire weekends

    By Hans Jewish Anderson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "It’s been a minute," means a long time. So I don’t know why you look unsatisfied

    By Hans Jewish Anderson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Technically a pooper scooper does not scoop poop, but poppers. So get in my van you little shit

    By Hans Jewish Anderson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    She’s got legs for days! Two days that is, assuming a diet of one leg per day

    By Hans Jewish Anderson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Yes'n how many piers must a man walk down, before he can find his seagull girlfriend.

    By Hans Jewish Anderson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Simon says, "Eat the Rich!"

    By Hans Jewish Anderson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Books, books the magical goofs, the more you eat, the more librarians ask you to leave

    By Hans Jewish Anderson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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