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Hans Jewish Anderson

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  1. Hans Jewish Anderson
    The Twilight Saga was filmed a mile from here. A mile as the wolf runs not as the vampire weekends
  2. Hans Jewish Anderson
    "It’s been a minute," means a long time. So I don’t know why you look unsatisfied
  3. Hans Jewish Anderson
    Technically a pooper scooper does not scoop poop, but poppers. So get in my van you little shit
  4. Hans Jewish Anderson
    She’s got legs for days! Two days that is, assuming a diet of one leg per day
  5. Hans Jewish Anderson
    Yes'n how many piers must a man walk down, before he can find his seagull girlfriend.
  6. Hans Jewish Anderson

    Simon says, "Eat the Rich!"

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    Simon says, "Eat the Rich!"
  7. Hans Jewish Anderson
    Books, books the magical goofs, the more you eat, the more librarians ask you to leave
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