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    You can dip your junk in the batter, but be quick about it, mom’s making pizza bagels at three.
  2. hampaxthemorbid
    It’s not the size of the dongle, it’s how many times you lose it
  3. hampaxthemorbid
    Give me licks in a dozen bars and I’ll plagiarize a blues song from 1925
  4. hampaxthemorbid
    Hog-tied and ham, fisted. Had a scratch and the crabs itched it.
  5. hampaxthemorbid
    Don’t go cuckoo over cocoons, turn it into a festoon. Look, I’ve got lemons here.
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