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  1. Side Effects May Include

    Watts Zapp, Haute Dawg

    Watts Zapp, Haute Dawg
  2. In space, no one can hear you cream. But you'll still have some explaining to do when you try to wash your suit!
  3. I feel the need... the need for Speedy Gonzales!
  4. A fool and his money are soon part of this complete breakfast.
  5. If Mike had a nickel for every time he heard that, he'd be Mike Nichols.
  6. If you were born on or after this date in 1989 you probably don't know who Max Headroom is.
  7. Oh! You can edit the title after posting it! How cool is that! So, nevermind, everybody's in agreement now. Phew! -- Oh, I tweaked it between the title and the post. The preferred wording is in the body. I'll repeat it here: If you were born on or after this date in 1989 you probably don't know who Max Headroom is.
  8. Why are there no famous Thanksgiving songs? Well, besides "Baby Got Back".
  9. Snap out of it! There's more to life than doing the hokey-pokey and turning yourself around!
  10. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! That's what my gynecologist says.
  11. When God closes a door, he opens a window. You should see his heating bill!
  12. Mom! Mom! The community college writing competition accepted my Smash Mouth All-Star fanfic!
  13. I haven't been this excited since the 1977 Donnie And Marie Christmas Special!
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    Give me Cardi B or give me death!

    Give me Cardi B or give me death!
  15. I came here to eat ass and chew bubblegum--and I'm all out of bubblegum!
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