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    Rubber baby buggy bumpers, makes my dick go thumpy thumpers

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    Everyone told me that a flashlight is the best light... But I can't see shit with this thing

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    I'll heckle your schmechel for a shekel

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    You say tomato, I say red ball of shit

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    Someone needs to tell Ben Schwartz that space forts cause face warts unless he snorts quartz with his favorite escorts

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Mirror mirror on the wall, whys my peen so gosh darn small?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I wish I may, I wish I might, inside weirdest Kulap, put my peen tonight <3

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    My secret to being good at sex is that I make a dolphin noise when I orgasm. I go E-e-E-e, she says she finished, then we both leave satisfied.

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The people demanded more Cake Boss, and today.... We deliver

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    Calvin, don't piss on my leg and tell me it was hobbes

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    People say I have a horse face, but this is clearly the face of an ass

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    I'm so depressed, just the shell of a man. Is anyone's hermit crab looking for a new home?

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    In soviet Russia, phrase catch you

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    If candies and nuts were boobies and butts, I'd finally be having an orgy

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    I asked for candies and nuts not boobies and butts. How am I supposed to crank one out to this?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Put down your pizza pocket and grab a pocket pussy, it's time for cum-edy bang bang, Americas premier porn podcast

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Riddle me this, riddle me that, why did my peen go splat splat splat?

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    I've heard of snack packs, but hampax? Sign me up for that charcuterie board

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    If Euripides’ Shorts, I'll rip-a dat ass

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    Mirror mirror on the wall, why's my dick so fucking small?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Mama Mia, I pissed on the pizza... Here have a slice

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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