ScottsPoopyDrawers
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Everyone told me that a flashlight is the best light... But I can't see shit with this thing
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I'll heckle your schmechel for a shekel
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You say tomato, I say red ball of shit
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Someone needs to tell Ben Schwartz that space forts cause face warts unless he snorts quartz with his favorite escorts.
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Mirror mirror on the wall, whys my peen so gosh darn small?
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I wish I may, I wish I might, inside weirdest Kulap, put my peen tonight
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My secret to being good at sex is that I make a dolphin noise when I orgasm. I go E-e-E-e, she says she finished, then we both leave satisfied
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The people demanded more Cake Boss, and today.... We deliver
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Calvin, don't piss on my leg and tell me it was hobbes
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People say I have a horse face, but this is clearly the face of an ass
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I'm so depressed, just the shell of a man. Does anyone's hermit crab need a new home?
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In soviet Russia, phrase catch youÂ
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If candies and nuts were boobies and butts, I'd finally be having an orgy
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I asked for candies and nuts not boobies and butts. How am I supposed to crank one out to this?
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Put down your pizza pocket and grab a pocket pussy it's time for cum-edy bang bang, Americas premier porn podcast
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Riddle me this, riddle me that, why did my peen go splat splat splat?
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I've heard of snack packs, but hampax? Sign me up for that charcuterie board
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If Euripides’ Shorts, I'll rip-a dat ass
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Mirror mirror on the wall, why's my dick so fucking small?Â
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Mama Mia, I pissed on the pizza... Here have a slice
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