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Everyone told me that a flashlight is the best light... But I can't see shit with this thing

I'll heckle your schmechel for a shekel

You say tomato, I say red ball of shit

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Mirror mirror on the wall, whys my peen so gosh darn small?

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My secret to being good at sex is that I make a dolphin noise when I orgasm. I go E-e-E-e, she says she finished, then we both leave satisfied

The people demanded more Cake Boss, and today.... We deliver

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People say I have a horse face, but this is clearly the face of an ass

I'm so depressed, just the shell of a man. Does anyone's hermit crab need a new home?

In soviet Russia, phrase catch you

If candies and nuts were boobies and butts, I'd finally be having an orgy

I asked for candies and nuts not boobies and butts. How am I supposed to crank one out to this?

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Mirror mirror on the wall, why's my dick so fucking small?

Mama Mia, I pissed on the pizza... Here have a slice