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Dr. Julius P. Cumstein

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    Welcome to Otto Dix's Auto Dicks - we just painted your car, asshole.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but I prefer my Christmas goose the traditional way, Grandma.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The sweetest of peaches, the bitterest apple - they both taste the same when they come out your craphole.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, an insider's pie-d to the red velvet cake back tartways of this flan-dustry we call dough biz. That's right, it's a dessert show now and I'm your host Scone Bakerman.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Enjoy my Celebrity Memorabilia Museum. We've got a tooth from Powers Boothe, the shin of Anthony Quinn, and unfortunately the Alan Thicke exhibit will remain temporarily closed until we can locate a missing item.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If she's looking for fun, play "Band On The Run". If she gives you the eye, play "Live And Let Die". If you want a divorce, play "Wonderful Christmastime".

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    My restaurant's got a pasta farfalle and a revenue shortfall, so please, please stay and eat.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Let it mellow if yellow, flush down if it's brown - either way, sock it to me Mr. President.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Vinegar tastes great on me fish 'n' chips, but only so-so on me piss 'n' shits.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Shakespeare said "The play's The Thing", but I think it works better if the play's Mister Fantastic.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There's no "I" in "team", but there is an Ian Ziering.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you've got an ouchy, see Dr. Fauci. Call Larry Bird if you marry a turd.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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