Beefsteak Tomatoface

There’s just one thing I think of when I pump and that’s Trump’s dumpy lumpy rump.

Got cake in my pants, that’s a tirimi-poo.

A short little woman gave birth to a baby of such size and girth, she split right in half like a slaughterhouse calf, now she lies in a hole in the earth.

I like tequila, I like rum, I like to feel ya in my bum.

Election season? I thought you said erection lesion. That actually sounds much better.

I got a teenie weenie that I jerk to Mr. Feeny. I got a little wanga I be jerkin’ to Topanga.

My salmon is slammin’. My whitefish is tight, bitch. I have an anchovie in my butt but that’s beside the point.

I have big juicy titties Greg, could you milk me?

I have big juicy titties Greg, could you milk me?