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Beefsteak Tomatoface

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  1. There’s just one thing I think of when I pump and that’s Trump’s dumpy lumpy rump.
  2. Got cake in my pants, that’s a tirimi-poo.
  3. A short little woman gave birth to a baby of such size and girth, she split right in half like a slaughterhouse calf, now she lies in a hole in the earth.
  4. I like tequila, I like rum, I like to feel ya in my bum.
  5. Election season? I thought you said erection lesion. That actually sounds much better.
  6. I got a teenie weenie that I jerk to Mr. Feeny. I got a little wanga I be jerkin’ to Topanga.
  7. My salmon is slammin’. My whitefish is tight, bitch. I have an anchovie in my butt but that’s beside the point.
  8. I have big juicy titties Greg, could you milk me?
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    I have big juicy titties Greg, could you milk me?
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