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A clerical error left me with an unlicensed baptism

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Haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't make sense.

Where were we when we watched whales whistling while wearing worn-down wears? In Bermuda of course!

Teamwork makes the dream work, but steamwork only makes everything soggy and hot

Every time we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss I swear I can fly. Whatever cologne you're using, it's way too strong.

It takes two to tango but a lifetime to watch the pain go

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing unless it's mooing in which case I prefer it medium rare

I have a big wig for the shindig. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you to "an adorable bunny" for that catchphrase submission. I'm Scott Aukerman and GUESS WHAT BEYOTCH, WE'RE STILL IN THE CATCHPHRASE

You can pick your friends and you can pick your piano but you can't tuna your friends nose

Look at me, look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be alive if and only if you can afford a peloton

My life was a war that could never be won when they gave me a number and told me I had to wait in line for three hours to get my drivers license renewed

My pet parrot said "You're a better lover than my husband". Well joke's on him, I'm sleeping with the parrot's wife

Knowledge is Power, Power is pain. If you don't understand I won't try to explain