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Bruce the Hygienic Fart

October 11, 2020
Whoever just farted on zoom

October 11, 2020

Some say crochet, others say crotch-it. You made a new scarf, but I made a new pocket.

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- December 3, 2020
What is this, family court? Because it’s time we separate the men from the boys

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- December 3, 2020
Is that an old cum stain on your sweatpants, or are you just happy to see me?

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- November 24, 2020
Give me liberty or give me death or give me representative democracy and give me locked-in syndrome.

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- November 24, 2020
Great minds think a like, but the greatest minds think a love

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- November 24, 2020
Cool runnings, cool ranch, Kulap’s booty really fills them pants

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- November 3, 2020
What am I, chopped liver? Where am I, a prostitute’s body in Victorian England?

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- October 28, 2020
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I’ll wait for you with bated breath, because I’ll be masturbating into my mouth until I see you.

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- October 18, 2020
Babe in the woods, Babe 2: Pig in the City in the city

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- October 16, 2020
Methuselah the biblical patriarch? You had me at Methuse.

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- October 16, 2020
My children complain, they live sheltered life. Now they sleep outside among the dogs!

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- October 15, 2020
Throw that stupid baby out, anywhere, into the street is fine, I really could care less. But don’t you dare spill a drop of my precious bath water.

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- October 14, 2020
I’m rubber, you’re glue. You’ve always loved horses because they’ll be made into you.

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- October 14, 2020
How do you like them apples, specifically, how do you like them in comparison with them oranges?

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- October 14, 2020
Pfffft, that’s not turkey jerky! It’s just another old woman’s neck!

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- October 14, 2020

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Bruce the Hygienic Fart

Whoever just farted on zoom

Some say crochet, others say crotch-it. You made a new scarf, but I made a new pocket.

What is this, family court? Because it’s time we separate the men from the boys

Is that an old cum stain on your sweatpants, or are you just happy to see me?

Give me liberty or give me death or give me representative democracy and give me locked-in syndrome.

Great minds think a like, but the greatest minds think a love

Cool runnings, cool ranch, Kulap’s booty really fills them pants

What am I, chopped liver? Where am I, a prostitute’s body in Victorian England?

I’ll wait for you with bated breath, because I’ll be masturbating into my mouth until I see you.

Babe in the woods, Babe 2: Pig in the City in the city

Methuselah the biblical patriarch? You had me at Methuse.

My children complain, they live sheltered life. Now they sleep outside among the dogs!

Throw that stupid baby out, anywhere, into the street is fine, I really could care less. But don’t you dare spill a drop of my precious bath water.

I’m rubber, you’re glue. You’ve always loved horses because they’ll be made into you.

How do you like them apples, specifically, how do you like them in comparison with them oranges?

Pfffft, that’s not turkey jerky! It’s just another old woman’s neck!

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