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  1. Attila the Hyundai
    I used to be a turd but I came out okay.
  2. Attila the Hyundai
    Some folks say “scratch,” some folks say “itch.” I say, “I’d fuck John Malkovich.”
  3. Attila the Hyundai
    Let he who is without sin be typecast as a stoner film actor.
  4. Attila the Hyundai
    Let he who is without butt perform the first lunge.
  5. Attila the Hyundai
    Please, please win.
  6. Attila the Hyundai
    A part in hair or a fart in air is better than a shart in underwear.
  7. Attila the Hyundai
    Anheuser-Busch? I hardly know her!
  8. Attila the Hyundai
    Well I like poopoo and I like pee, but mix them together and no thank you.
  9. Attila the Hyundai
    Well the dick bone’s connected to the…sack bone, and the sack bone’s connected to the…nurt bone!
  10. Attila the Hyundai
    The steamboat went to Hello operator?! I hardly know her!
  11. Attila the Hyundai
    You know what happens when you ASSUME… You make a SUM out of the SEA.
  12. Attila the Hyundai
    He’s gone under the boat And submitted his vote: You’re gonna need a bigger ballot.
  13. Attila the Hyundai
    I’m just mad about butt stuff. Butt stuff’s mad about me.
  14. Attila the Hyundai

    Butts? Yes, please!

    Attila the Hyundai posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Butts? Yes, please!
  15. Attila the Hyundai
    I’m lamer than Urkel, but if you want a jerkel you’ll have to pay me for the workel.
  16. Attila the Hyundai

    No problemo, Houston. We'll make your space bong.

    Attila the Hyundai replied to Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I wonder the same thing myself.
  17. Attila the Hyundai
    All that nast and some of that stank couldn’t get me to hanky-pank.
  18. Attila the Hyundai

    No problemo, Houston. We'll make your space bong.

    Attila the Hyundai replied to Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I hereby suggest a month of CBB where each read catchphrase submission plays off the last.
  19. Attila the Hyundai
    Pants come down, unds come off. Baby, turn your head and cough.
  20. Attila the Hyundai
    The folks around town like to call me Hot Rod, except when my penis goes inside my bod.
  21. Attila the Hyundai
    I made nasty; I made yuck. It’s okay, though: I’m a duck.
  22. Attila the Hyundai

    Politician, fuck thyself.

    Attila the Hyundai posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Politician, fuck thyself.
  23. Attila the Hyundai
    Wee Willy Winkie runs through the town, upstairs, downstairs, in an assless hospital gown.
  24. Attila the Hyundai
    Sleep no more! This screaming baby does murder sleep.
  25. Attila the Hyundai
    Here I sit so broken-hearted: tried to fart and I shit my pants.
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