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Linguine? GET THA FUCK OUUUAAAGGGGGHHHH-ta heeya!
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Sweet treats on my sweet meats makes the bees buzz my fuzz.
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Once I found a husband I chopped dem titties right off.
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The clerk at the DMV denied my vanity plate request for āKNT FKRā even though Iām a huge Kant and Faulkner fan.
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Welcome to Comedy Ding! Dong!, the show where we talk to interesting doorbells.
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Iām not the one who wants to get nasty, Mr. Thicke.
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If youāre happy and you know it, rub one out.
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If youāre happy and you know it, donāt rub it in.
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How many roads must a man walk down / Before he gets picked up for hitch hiking?
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Two girls one cup? What kind of beer pong tournament is this?
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A whole holeās a whole lotta nothinā at all.
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You can call me sir or mister; just donāt call me when Iām fucking your sister.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, will it shut the fuck up?
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If speculation about morality is wrong, I donāt wanna be right.
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I feel the needā¦the need for premature ejaculation.
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When I sit, I smell the wee / My heart was too impatient / To let dribble, / And now it lies, dry and fragrant, / Upon my new shorts, / Like pressĆØd flowers.
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Some wipe standing; some wipe sitting. Just donāt wipe ātil youāre all done shitting.
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Jumpstart my heart! But donāt fart in my car.
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John Bobbittās got a busted tinkler; all Iāve gotās this busted sprinkler.
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Shovel all the coal in, / Right into your colon! / Whoo-whoo, booty stuffinā, there you are!
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