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You can pet a dog but you should never pet a file.

1+1 equals 2 2+2 equals 4 2x4 is wood 4x4 can get you through some rough terrain.

if you push too hard when you’re trying to poop your claws might pop out. Good luck wiping then.

There’s nothing worse than a soup that leaves you hungry, except maybe a hung jury, or worse a hung cell mate.

Today on Comedy Bang Bang! Ethan Ethanson the whitest man in the world!

I mixed up my honey I shrunk the kids device with my toilet and now I’m spelunking with my breakfast

It doesn’t matter whether or not you’re positive moms dead you still need to call an ambulance dad!

Make sure you wait 30 minutes after eating before you get a shower

Mommy made me mash my m&ms And then cook them on a spoon and inject it into my veins Someone please call child protective services

Sally the prostitute has many humps Ride sally ride

There’s a big difference between I almost always win and I always almost win but both can land you in second place.

There’s a big difference between I almost always win and I always almost win but both can land you in second place.