Friend of P
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Nothings sadder than when you order Chinese take out for one and then you get home open up the bag and realize they gave you 3 sets of plastic ware 3 fortune cookies and enough napkins to supply a build a bear workshop with stuffing for maybe a full calendar year
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Okay! So what if we take some bats and we breed them with some pigeons and we make some bigeons and then we take those and breed them with a kangaroo and then BAM! No more racism.Â
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This is related to a true story in my life but let’s pretend like it’s not
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Ever just have a fart so big that it’s actually a poop?
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oh prom.Â
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You can’t say heck in any eastern country?Â
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If “Jealousy, infidelity, envy
Cheating to beating, envy and to the G they be the same thing” means what I think it does then I have no idea what OutKast was talking about. -
Don’t get it in your tip.
tis not a friendly dip.
ouch.
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If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day
if you turn a man into a fish
what the fuck was that?!
back up dude!
no get back! You JUST turned Jeremy into a fish! What do you mean don’t be afraid?!
I don’t know man .. I just don’t know you anymoreÂ
come on Jeremy let’s get outta here
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If you ever have to have a friend on your side when getting into a bar fight make sure your friend is a knife. You can’t stab a knife.
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pahk the cah in Hahvad Yahd
more like park the car in Harvard yardÂ
im a touristÂ
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Yo momma is so fat! that I’m genuinely worried about her healthÂ
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Every time I go to a website I keep accepting their cookies. They don’t even care that I’m diabetic.
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I’m not an actor I just play one in the operating room.
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I’ve been  taking photography classes
I don’t want to be a photographer I just really enjoy hanging pictures up on strings In a poorly lit room.
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Football would be a much less dangerous sport if it were the teams goal to help each other get the ball to the other side.
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If your titties are tubby I’ll sprout a big chubby.
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I got a word of the day calendar but it’s in Alphabetical order and I think everyone is catching on.
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I got a car with all the bells and whistlesÂ
Who would’ve thought you could buy a car with bells and whistles
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I bought a Leesa mattress using promo code Bang Bang and saved a little over $100. Now I can buy more marijuana and smoke it while listening to comedy bang bang. Not a catchphrase just a testimonial.Â
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Head and shoulders tits and clits, tits and clits.
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The only time that it’s good to get the short end of the stick is when it’s going in your butt.
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Excuse me, waiter? There’s a cum in my soup.. so yes everything IS wonderful thanks for asking.
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A boob job sounds more like an occupation than an application.
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What does a responsible bartender have to do when a pregnant woman walks up to the bar and orders a drink?Â
cardamom.
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This has been driving me insane
in General Earwolf
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I have googled every possible thing I could to try to figure this out. This happened either on comedy bang bang podcast or improv4humans. There was a musical guest on one of those podcasts where they performed a song that him and his wife/girl friend wrote about their perspective of breaking up with each other. I keep hearing snippets of it in my head but I can’t remember who performed it or where to find it. Please help.