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    Two in the pink eye one in the stink eye those were the instructions from my doctor

    By Friend of P, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What does a responsible bartender have to do when a pregnant woman walks up to the bar and orders a drink? cardamom.

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    What’s this? What’s this? There’s semen everywhere. What’s this? There’s white stuff in my hair. What’s this? I can’t see out of my eyes. I must be creaming.

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    When life gives you lemons buy some apples and butter, make a pie crust, get out the cinnamon, ginger and sugar, make a pie and fuck it.

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    When you’re out of cattle to sacrifice a new born child should suffice

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    Why are the episodes being released in batches

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    Yo momma is so fat! that I’m genuinely worried about her health

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    You can pet a dog but you should never pet a file.

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    You can’t undo this Jessica! You can’t wash a mattress!

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