Friend of P
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Nothings sadder than when you order Chinese take out for one and then you get home open up the bag and realize they gave you 3 sets of plastic ware 3 fortune cookies and enough napkins to supply a build a bear workshop with stuffing for maybe a full calen
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Okay! So what if we take some bats and we breed them with some pigeons and we make some bigeons and then we take those and breed them with a kangaroo and then BAM! No more racism.
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Ever just have a fart so big that it’s actually a poop? oh prom.
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If “Jealousy, infidelity, envy Cheating to beating, envy and to the G they be the same thing” means what I think it does then I have no idea what OutKast is talking about.
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If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day if you turn a man into a fish what the fuck was that?! back up dude! no get back! You JUST turned Jeremy into a fish! What do you mean don’t be afraid?! I don’t know man .. I just don’t know you anymore
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If you ever have to have a friend on your side when getting into a bar fight make sure your friend is a knife. You can’t stab a knife.
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pahk the cah in Hahvad Yahd more like park the car in Harvard yard im a tourist
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Yo momma is so fat! that I’m genuinely worried about her health
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Every time I go to a website I keep accepting their cookies. They don’t even care that I’m diabetic.
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I’m not an actor I just play one in the operating room.
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I’ve been taking photography classes I don’t want to be a photographer I just really enjoy hanging pictures up on strings In a poorly lit room.
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Football would be a much less dangerous sport if it were the teams goal to help each other get the ball to the other side.
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If your titties are tubby I’ll sprout a big chubby.
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I got a word of the day calendar but it’s in Alphabetical order and I think everyone is catching on.
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I got a car with all the bells and whistles Who would’ve thought you could buy a car with bells and whistles
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I bought a Leesa mattress using promo code Bang Bang and saved a little over $100. Now I can buy more marijuana and smoke it while listening to comedy bang bang. Not a catchphrase just a testimonial.
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The only time that it’s good to get the short end of the stick is when it’s going in your butt.
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Excuse me, waiter? There’s a cum in my soup.. so yes everything IS wonderful thanks for asking.
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A boob job sounds more like an occupation than an application.
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What does a responsible bartender have to do when a pregnant woman walks up to the bar and orders a drink? cardamom.
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When life gives you lemons buy some apples and butter, make a pie crust, get out the cinnamon, ginger and sugar, make a pie and fuck it.
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What’s this? What’s this? There’s semen everywhere. What’s this? There’s white stuff in my hair. What’s this? I can’t see out of my eyes. I must be creaming.
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From rags to bitches one mans story of going from being homeless and living in a box to having hos on every block
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