Friend of P
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1+1 equals 2 2+2 equals 4 2x4 is wood 4x4 can get you through some rough terrain.
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A bird in the hand is worth two dicks in a bush.. sounds like a medical problem
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A boob job sounds more like an occupation than an application.
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Am I high? or all of these clocks in this clock store melting?
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Don’t trust the B in the word plumbing.. it’s silent
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Ever just have a fart so big that it’s actually a poop? oh prom.
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Every time I go to a website I keep accepting their cookies. They don’t even care that I’m diabetic.
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Excuse me, waiter? There’s a cum in my soup.. so yes everything IS wonderful thanks for asking.
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Football would be a much less dangerous sport if it were the teams goal to help each other get the ball to the other side.
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From rags to bitches one mans story of going from being homeless and living in a box to having hos on every block
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck got a little bit of help from some friends?
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I bought a Leesa mattress using promo code Bang Bang and saved a little over $100. Now I can buy more marijuana and smoke it while listening to comedy bang bang. Not a catchphrase just a testimonial.
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I broke the fourth wall..I guess I won’t be getting that deposit back
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I got a car with all the bells and whistles Who would’ve thought you could buy a car with bells and whistles
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I got a word of the day calendar but it’s in Alphabetical order and I think everyone is catching on.
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I mixed up my honey I shrunk the kids device with my toilet and now I’m spelunking with my breakfast
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I rolled a joint once.. it turned into a giant ball.. I made a snowbro
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I’ll have the Dr. Seuss roll which contains one fish two fish red fish blue fish of course
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I’ll take you for a ride on my big green tractor and by big green tractor I mean big green penis. Hulk smash.
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I’m not an actor I just play one in the operating room.
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