Friend of P
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If you’ve got Adamantium claws then don’t wipe your ass angry
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I’ll take you for a ride on my big green tractor and by big green tractor I mean big green penis. Hulk smash.
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It was the worst of times it was the worst of times it was the age of foolishness it was the age of fools so long 2020
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I’ll have the Dr. Seuss roll which contains one fish two fish red fish blue fish of course
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When you’re out of cattle to sacrifice a new born child should suffice
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If all the raindrops Were lemon drops and gumdrops we would have quite the ant problem
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Two in the pink eye one in the stink eye those were the instructions from my doctor
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Is that a dick in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?
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If you don’t have an issue stay the fuck away from my tissues
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Mary had a little lamb I suppose she’s no longer vegan
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck got a little bit of help from some friends?
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Don’t trust the B in the word plumbing.. it’s silent
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Today’s episode will detonate after today’s catchphrase!
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You can’t undo this Jessica! You can’t wash a mattress!
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I broke the fourth wall..I guess I won’t be getting that deposit back
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My nickname for my penis is the Star of Bethlehem... and just like the three Wisemen I came on an ass
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I rolled a joint once.. it turned into a giant ball.. I made a snowbro
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Am I high? or all of these clocks in this clock store melting?
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A bird in the hand is worth two dicks in a bush.. sounds like a medical problem
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1+1 equals 2 2+2 equals 4 2x4 is wood 4x4 can get you through some rough terrain.
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if you push too hard when you’re trying to poop your claws might pop out. Good luck wiping then.
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