Friend of P
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What’s this? What’s this? There’s semen everywhere. What’s this? There’s white stuff in my hair. What’s this? I can’t see out of my eyes. I must be creaming.
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From rags to bitches
one mans story of going from being homeless and living in a box to having hos on every block
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If you’ve got Adamantium claws then don’t wipe your ass angry
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I’ll take you for a ride on my big green tractor and by big green tractor I mean big green penis. Hulk smash.
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It was the worst of times
it was the worst of timesÂ
it was the age of foolishnessÂ
it was the age of fools
so long 2020
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I’ll have the Dr. Seuss roll
which contains one fish two fish red fish blue fish of courseÂ
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When you’re out of cattle to sacrificeÂ
a new born child should sufficeÂ
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If all the raindropsÂ
Were lemon drops and gumdrops we would have quite the ant problemÂÂ
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Two in the pink eye
one in the stink eye
those were the instructions from my doctorÂ
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Is that a dick in your pocket?
or are you just happy to see me?
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If you don’t have an issue
stay the fuck away from my tissues
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I started listening to The new episode today before I realized that they were talking about it being Christmas Eve and then I realized that my phone started on the wrong episode.. i’m not complaining about a bunch of episodes to listen to but I’m going to listen to them all at once and then have nothing I have no self-control
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Mary had a little lamb
I suppose she’s no longer vegan
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck got a little bit of help from some friends?
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The more drunk I getÂ
the harder it is to shitÂ
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Don’t trust the B in the word plumbing.. it’s silentÂ
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Today’s episode will detonate after today’s catchphrase!Â
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You can’t undo this Jessica! You can’t wash a mattress!Â
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I broke the fourth wall..I guess I won’t be getting that deposit backÂ
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My nickname for my penis is the Star of Bethlehem... and just like the three Wisemen I came on an ass
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Not the mama! not the mama! said Maury.
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I rolled a joint once.. it turned into a giant ball.. I made a snowbroÂ
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Am I high? or all of these clocks in this clock store melting?
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A bird in the hand is worth two dicks in a bush.. sounds like a medical problem
When life gives you lemons buy some apples and butter, make a pie crust, get out the cinnamon, ginger and sugar, make a pie and fuck it.
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When life gives you lemons buy some apples and butter, make a pie crust, get out the cinnamon, ginger and sugar, make a pie and fuck it.Â