Friend of P
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1+1 equals  2  2+2 equals 4  2x4 is wood 4x4 can get you through some rough terrain.Â
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if you push too hard when you’re trying to poop your claws might pop out. Good luck wiping then.
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There’s nothing worse than a soup that leaves you hungry, except maybe a hung jury, or worse a hung cell mate.
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Today on Comedy Bang Bang! Ethan Ethanson the whitest man in the world!Â
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I mixed up my honey I shrunk the kids device with my toilet and now I’m spelunking with my breakfastÂ
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It doesn’t matter whether or not you’re positive moms dead you still need to call an ambulance dad!Â
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Make sure you wait 30 minutes after eating before you get a shower
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Mommy made me mash my m&msÂ
And then cook them on a spoon and inject it into my veins
Someone please call child protective services
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Sally the prostitute has many humpsÂ
Ride sally ride
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There’s a big difference between I almost always win and I always almost win but both can land you in second place.
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There’s a big difference between I almost always win and I always almost win but both can land you in second place.
You can pet a dog but you should never pet a file.
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You can pet a dog but you should never pet a file.