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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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Youâre trying not to piss all over Australia but, hey, âurine continent.â
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Youâre trying not to piss all over Australia but, hey, âurine continent.â -
âââââââWhat do you want to be when you grope?
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What do you want to be when you grope? -
He agreed to a polygraph test but then flatly refused to take a lie detector.
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He agreed to a polygraph test but then flatly refused to take a lie detector. -
I was approached by two unknown strangers and also by one known stranger.
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I was approached by two unknown strangers and also by one known stranger. -
Make a difference, against your fellow man. Please, reach out, and lend a harming hand.
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Make a difference, against your fellow man. Please, reach out, and lend a harming hand. -
Oral Roberts University is OK but their sister school, Anal Roberts University, is better.
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Oral Roberts University is OK but their sister school, Anal Roberts University, is better. -
Iâm a white man, and Iâm a fucking asshole! Why was I allowed to end up like this?! Itâs reverse discrimination!
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Iâm a white man, and Iâm a fucking asshole! Why was I allowed to end up like this?! Itâs reverse discrimination! -
You donât gotta be at a bowling alley to polish your balls in front of strangers.
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Donât listen to other podcasts that donât deliver. More like âfraudcastsâ, am I right?
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Donât listen to other podcasts that donât deliver. More like âfraudcastsâ, am I right? -
Kukla, Fran, and Muhammad Ollie
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Fungible de lo expungeable
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Donât Badmouth Ms. Goodhead.
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Today we have that talkative celeb: Yammerin Diaz
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Today we have that talkative celeb: Yammerin Diaz -
The Mystery of the Amputee is a real stumper.
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Today we have Andy Samberg and his wife, Joanna Newsom. They are here to spread public awareness about a serious condition that has affected their family, known as advanced harp failure.
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Right? I just realized the catchphrases could be pranks! Theyâd have us going because this would actually be possible. -
When I got here I had only the clothes on my back. My front was completely naked.
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When I got here I had only the clothes on my back. My front was completely naked. -
Thanks to our new sponsor, XCube. If they donât have XCube, say âX Cubes me?!â
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Thanks to our new sponsor, XCube. If they donât have XCube, say âX Cubes me?!â -
Donât just sit there like a bump on a log, I found a lump on my hog!
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1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready 4 Margaret Cho
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How dare you?! Wait, that doesnât sound right. Should it be âhow do you dare?â
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How dare you?! Wait, that doesnât sound right. Should it be âhow do you dare?â -
They might be able to save my fingers from amputation, fingers crossed.
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They might be able to save my fingers from amputation, fingers crossed.