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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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Small, chalky candies cannot be popped out of a handheld plastic dispenser. But perhaps I am too pezimistic.
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Small, chalky candies cannot be popped out of a handheld plastic dispenser. But perhaps I am too pezimistic. -
No vampire hunters have ever driven a wooden stake through my heart, knock on wood.
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No vampire hunters have ever driven a wooden stake through my heart, knock on wood. -
My surgeon gave me two buttholes but I rectum both.
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My surgeon gave me two buttholes but I rectum both. -
I want to do something that really makes a difference in the world. Like, pollute an aquifer with permanent chemical toxins.
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I want to do something that really makes a difference in the world. Like, pollute an aquifer with permanent chemical toxins. -
There are many aspects to aging. Like, ass specks.
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There are many aspects to aging. For example, ass specks. -
You are doing an amazing job. In that, I am amazed that anyone could be so incompetent.
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You are doing an amazing job. In that, I am amazed that anyone could be so incompetent. -
They gave me two colonoscopy appointments but I rectum both.
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They gave me two colonoscopy appointments but I rectum both. -
Today we have Jason Mantzoukas and his sister, Jason Womantzoukas.
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Today we have Jason Mantzoukas and his sister, Jason Womantzoukas. -
...Like your Bob Dylans, your David Bowies, your Jimi Hendrices.
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...Like your Bob Dylans, your David Bowies, your Jimi Hendrices. -
The dark web is the internetâs even eviler twin
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The dark web is the internetâs even eviler twin -
All the bells and whistles are complimentary when you tamper with the anti theft devices
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All the bells and whistles are complimentary when you tamper with the anti theft devices -
In the future, if Germans ever live on Mars, it will be wurst of both worlds.
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In the future, if Germans ever live on Mars, it will be wurst of both worlds. -
THAT HUNK is your designer?! More like an Interior dickorator!
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THAT HUNK is your designer?! More like an Interior dickorator! -
Well you canât win âem all. In fact, in your case, you canât win any of âem.
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Well you canât win âem all. In fact, in your case, you canât win any of âem. -
Thanks to our new sponsor, Hallâs menthol Lapkus
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Thanks to our new sponsor, Hallâs menthol Lapkus -
We are mere Shit on the shoe of Nâdugu
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We are mere Shit on the shoe of Nâdugu -
Wham, bam, ad nauseam
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Incarcerated people are mistreated in 25 different states, and also 25 states that are the exact same.
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Incarcerated people are mistreated in 25 different states, and also 25 states that are the exact same. -
So, a little bird told me you are getting promoted! Hi, welcome to Cutesy Blatant Lies
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So, a little bird told me you are getting promoted! Hi, welcome to Cutesy Blatant Lies. -
Asphalt?! Youâre an ass! Itâs YOUR fault!
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Asphalt?! Youâre an ass! Itâs YOUR fault! -
People who have never been on the internet are a shrinking minority. In addition to shrinking, they are becoming less numerous.
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People who have never been on the internet are a shrinking minority. In addition to shrinking, they are becoming less numerous.