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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommended âstridentâ to their patients who use annoying tones of voice.
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Why do they only got Urinal cakes? Whereâs all the urinal pies, urinal danish, urinal flan?
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Why do they only got Urinal cakes? Whereâs all the urinal pies, urinal danish, urinal flan? -
Youâve been listening to Car Talk. Our Director of Probiotics is Lucy Stools.
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Youâve been listening to Car Talk. Our Director of Probiotics is Lucy Stools. -
Itâs Janet... Miss Jackson, if youâre Nazi/ Nazi, Nazi boys, donât ever change
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Itâs Janet... Miss Jackson, if youâre Nazi/ Nazi, Nazi boys, donât ever change -
Thanks to our new sponsors, the online escort apps Gay4Pay and Brotrix.
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Thanks to our new sponsors, the online escort apps Gay4Pay and Brotrix. -
It is hotel policy that a fetish suit does not constitute a mask for Covid prevention. Sorry, piggy.
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It is hotel policy that a fetish suit does not constitute a mask for Covid prevention. Sorry, piggy. -
Today weâre literally going âballs to the wallâ. We put up plastic sheets so we donât stain the plaster.
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Today weâre literally going âballs to the wallâ. We put up plastic sheets so we donât stain the plaster. -
I have Chikungunya! Shrimp Gunya is two dollars extra.
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I have Chikungunya! Shrimp gunya is two dollars extra. -
You did not wake me up before you went went, as I demanded, and now I must be going solo, on which I had not planned.
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You did not wake me up before you went went, as I demanded, and now I must be going solo, on which I had not planned. -
From now on we need to remember to back up. So, going forward, always back up.
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From now on we need to remember to back up. So, going forward, always back up. -
I toss your word salad with my mother tongue!
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I toss your word salad with my mother tongue! -
How many Draculas would it take to kill 3 Frankensteins? OK but what if 2 wolfmans were helping them?
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How many Draculas would it take to kill 3 Frankensteins? OK but what if 2 wolfmans were helping them? -
You gotta see it, this guyâs panniculus is ridiculous!
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You gotta see it, this guyâs panniculus is ridiculous! -
If it stockpiles weapons like a duck and amends the constitution like a duck, itâs probably not a duck.
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If it stockpiles weapons like a duck and amends the constitution like a duck, itâs probably not a duck. -
When a media firestorm meets a shitstorm thereâs going to be burning shit
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When a media firestorm meets a shitstorm thereâs going to be burning shit -
The population exploded, and that really hurt my ears.
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The population exploded, and that really hurt my ears. -
Thatâs just what THEY want you to think! Just because, you know, it is factually correct.
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Thatâs just what THEY want you to think! Just because, you know, it is factually correct. -
A penis pump of this quality has a lot of bells and whistles; when you shoplift it the anti-theft devices go off
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A penis pump of this quality has a lot of bells and whistles; when you shoplift it the anti-theft devices go off -
Today we have a small group of small men
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Today we have a small group of small men -
Well, single me out with shingles and gout!
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Well, single me out with shingles and gout! -
To join this gang you have to tamper with the smoke detector in the airplane toilet
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To join this gang you have to tamper with the smoke detector in the airplane toilet -
We have boots on the ground but on floors we wear slippers
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We have boots on the ground but on floors we wear slippers -
In the control tower, job performance was not even on our radar. But a lot of crashing planes were.
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In the control tower, job performance was not even on our radar. But a lot of crashing planes were.