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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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I knew that you were coming so I baked a urinal cake, and now Iām being evicted for the smell.
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I knew that you were coming so I baked a urinal cake, and now Iām being evicted for the smell. -
My dog has two front feet and, therefore, I guess, two rear hands.
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My dog has two front feet and, therefore, I guess, two rear hands. -
You can say that again! Just, not to me.
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You can say that again! Just, not to me. -
We broke this story but we glued it back together and weāre running it again
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We broke this story but we glued it back together and weāre running it again -
My charity is an urban food bank called Mealz 4 Rillz
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My charity is an urban food bank called Mealz 4 Rillz -
These go for $30 a pop but, if there is no audible popping sound, it is free.
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These go for $30 a pop but, if there is no audible popping sound, it is free. -
Iāve never been a Japanese wrestler but I a-sumo it is great.
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Iāve never been a Japanese wrestler but I a-sumo it is great. -
You donāt need to say āadequate enough.ā You can just say āadequateā or else just say āA mad shitload AF.ā
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You donāt need to say āadequate enough.ā You can just say āadequateā or else just say āA mad shitload AF.ā -
Do I have to wear a face mask if, as you say, I have my head up my ass?
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Do I have to wear a face mask if, as you say, I have my head up my ass? -
We pull together as a family eunuch.
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We pull together as a family eunuch. -
The plot of Downboy Abbey centers around a family of dogs headed by Earl Ruffsley Woofington
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The plot of Downboy Abbey centers around a family of dogs headed by Earl Ruffsley Woofington -
Seeing old forms of American entertainment was like a kick in the gut. Pre Minstrel Syndrome, if you will.Ā
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Seeing old forms of American entertainment was like a kick in the gut. Pre Minstrel Syndrome, if you will. -
Sponsored by ExterminApe, the new poison spray for controlling pest monkeys and primates.
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Sponsored by ExterminApe, the new poison spray for controlling pest monkeys and primates. -
Pfizer vaccine?! I donāt even know āer!
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Pfizer vaccine?! I donāt even know āer! -
Tuna Half Men: the rise of The Fishlegs
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Tuna Half Men: the rise of The Fishlegs -
So, the comedy piece, right? Thatās me. But the bang piece? So, thatās where you two come in.
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So, the comedy piece, right? Thatās me. But the bang piece? So, thatās where you two come in. -
Nick knack paddy whack, give the dog a boner.
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Nick knack paddy whack, give the dog a boner. -
I am a new mom but also, in a sense, I am a long-time baby.
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I am a new mom but also, in a sense, I am a long-time baby. -
Why is it only Sunscreen? Why donāt they make daughterscreen?
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Why is it only Sunscreen? Why donāt they make daughterscreen? -
Unacceptable behavior from the talk show host Egregious Philbin
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Unacceptable behavior from the talk show host Egregious Philbin -
My preferred pronoun is He/ Him/ Hey Nongman!
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My preferred pronoun is He/ Him/ Hey Nongman!