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Everything posted by F-Word Scissorhands
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At your age you are still figuring out who you are. At my age I know how much I suck.
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At your age you are still figuring out who you are. At my age I know how much I suck. -
I am trying to get on the next helicopter but right now it seems very up in the air.
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I am trying to get on the next helicopter but right now it seems very up in the air. -
Today we’ll do a deep dive into sewage lagoons, and drill down on trepanation.
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Today we’ll do a deep dive into sewage lagoons, and drill down on trepanation. -
I have 2 forearms and 1 foreheads and zero foreskins but I ain’t got 4 of nothin’!
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I have 2 forearms and 1 foreheads and zero foreskins but I ain’t got 4 of nothin’! -
I’ll leave you two to ketchup because I must turd.
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I’ll leave you two to ketchup because I must turd. -
Darth Vader and his jailbird brother Taxi Vader
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Darth Vader and his jailbird brother Taxi Vader -
Blackbeans 2: The Creature From The Black Legume
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Blackbeans 2: The Creature From The Black Legume -
A fun new movie in which George Michael is an animated cat, titled Careless Whiskers.
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A fun new movie in which George Michael is an animated cat, titled Careless Whiskers. -
From your polyps to god’s ears
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Why is it only HERpes? Why isn’t there a HISpes?
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Why is it only HERpes? Why isn’t there a HISpes? -
I gift you with this present and present you with this gift
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I gift you with this present and present you with this gift -
I love things that walk on two legs. I’m a bipedalphile.
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I love things that walk on two legs. I’m a bipedalphile. -
Is it a number one or a number two when you poop through your penis hole?
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Is it a number one or a number two when you poop through your penis hole? -
A pinch to grow an inch and 2.54 anteaters to grow 2.54 centimeters
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A pinch to grow an inch and 2.54 anteaters to grow 2.54 centimeters -
“Doonesbury Imposes Upon Me”, by Garry Intrude-o
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“Doonesbury Imposes Upon Me”, by Garry Intrude-o -
I got a tattoo lasered off of my butt. It read Exit Only. Now I’m getting a new one that reads Two Way Traffic.
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I got a tattoo lasered off of my butt. It read Exit Only. Now I’m getting a new one that reads Two Way Traffic. -
Dog fertility clinic: no litter
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Step on a crack, break like wind off a duck’s back
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Step on a crack, break like wind off a duck’s back -
I got my execution halted so many times I got cocky. I was like “Ah yeah, I got stays for days!
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I got my execution halted so many times I got cocky. I was like “Ah yeah, I got stays for days!” -
L: “Ben Kenobi, Leia won’t sleep with me!” BOWK: “Use the force, Luke.”
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L: “Ben Kenobi, Leia won’t sleep with me!” BOWK: “Use the force, Luke.” -
Sweat pants have been added to the no-fly list
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Sweat pants have been added to the no-fly list -
Today’s guests are Adam Driver and his brother Backseat Driver and his son Toilet Seat Driver
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Today’s guests are Adam Driver and his brother Backseat Driver and his son Toilet Seat Driver -
Grass Cops: featuring the men and women of lawnforcement.
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Grass Cops: featuring the men and women of lawnforcement.