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Precious: Based on the Novel āThe Obese Developmentally Disabled Girl Who Gets Molestedā by Spoiler.
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Precious: Based on the Novel āThe Obese Developmentally Disabled Girl Who Gets Molestedā by Spoiler. -
Thereās a starman / Waiting in the sky / He wants to squeeze our Charmin but / It makes Mr. Whipple cry
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Thereās a starman Waiting in the sky He wants to squeeze our Charmin but It makes Mr. Whipple cry -
You got the Hole Enchilada. Question, what kind of hole do they make that with? Butt-, ear- or penisholes?
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You got the Hole Enchilada. Question, what kind of hole do they make that with? Butt-, ear- or penisholes? -
Say it, donāt spray it, then fly to Hawaii and lei it.
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Say it, donāt spray it, then fly to Hawaii and lei it. -
Welcome back we were on a short hiatus and a long low-atus.
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Welcome back we were on a short hiatus and a long low-atus. -
Punting on the prepubescent pudenda
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Punting on the prepubescent pudenda -
Menachem?! I donāt even know āim!
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Menachem?! I donāt even know āim! -
I got strep throat which, I think, is short for āobstreperousā throat. I should look that up what that means.
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I got strep throat which, I think, is short for āobstreperousā throat. I should look that up what that means. -
Scott is the Bob Hope Fellow of American Comedy at UCSD and also the Jolly Good Fellow that, nobody can deny.
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Scott is the Bob Hope Fellow of American Comedy at UCSD and also the Jolly Good Fellow that, nobody can deny. -
Hand sanitizer?! I donāt even know āer!
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Hand sanitizer?! I donāt even know āer! -
A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.
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A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans. -
A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.
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Iām an idiot. It DID change. I thank you for letting me know it sucked. -
A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.
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Sorry. I had hoped that the way it would land would be to make me the butt of the joke, as a disgusting or appalling character. If it made anyone feel unsafe I apologize profusely and sincerely. -
A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.
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Oh no! Just tried to change it and it would not let me (saying it is too soon). I sent a message to the webmaster asking them to switch it back. -
A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.
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OK, @BloatedFartingScumbag Iāll change it. I know it is pretty much the worst word in the world, I would never use the actual word. One can hope that comedy can ridicule painful things like that and take away their power. (The power to make people less human, to subject them to suffering just for the category imposed upon them) But I am certainly not the guy to do that. -
I looked right at that large ornamental goldfish and said "don't play koi with me!"
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I looked right at that large ornamental goldfish and said "don't play koi with me!" -
A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.
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Is it offensive? I do not wish to offend anyone, but only to make an absolutely absurd and appalling parody name. Based on a true story my co-worker told me. And I am certain Scott has said "n word" on the show. But if people are offended I apologize and will be more than happy to change it. -
Yes, I did a half-assed job. Because wild dogs ripped off one of my ass cheeks!
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Yes, I did a half-assed job. Because wild dogs ripped of one of my ass cheeks. -
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him get an abortion.
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him get an abortion. -
I suffer from disseminated, treatment resistant - yet delicious - Key Lime disease.
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I suffer from disseminated, treatment resistant, yet delicious, key lime disease. -
Today we have hyjinx, low-jinx, and Robert Durst of The Jinx.
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Today we have hyjinx, low-jinx, and Robert Durst of The Jinx. -
I can't read your mind. Is your mind available in a books-on-tape format?
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I can't read your mind. Is your mind available in a books-on-tape format? -
Today's show is sponsored by Big John's Moving, and their sister company, Regular-sized John's Moving.
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Today's show is sponsored by Big John's Moving, and their sister company, Regular-sized John's Moving.