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As god as my grammatical witness I only needed one “as” in this sentence.
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As god as my grammatical witness I only needed one “as” in this sentence. -
Here's my origin story: in high school I was bitten by a radioactive douchebag.
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Here's my origin story: in high school I was bitten by a radioactive douchebag. -
Around the teeth and over the gums, look out esophageal cancer, eat my bum!
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Around the teeth and over the gums, look out esophageal cancer, eat my bum! -
What is this, repeat everything day?! Repeat everything day?!
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What is this, repeat everything day?! Repeat everything day?! -
The problem of homelessness is exploding even though the homeless, themselves, for the most part, are not actually exploding.
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The problem of homelessness is exploding even though the homeless, themselves, for the most part, are not actually exploding. -
Oooh baby, baby, it's a wide world/ hard to get by on a pedophile
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Oooh baby, baby, it's a wide world/ hard to get by on a pedophile -
Do it or there will be Hades hairpiece! AKA Hell toupee!
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Do it or there will be Hades hairpiece! AKA Hell toupee! -
Ah, young Wesley Crusher! Your name is most fitting at the Starfleet Academy, where you are absolutely Crushin' it!
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Ah, young Wesley Crusher! Your name is most fitting at the Starfleet Academy, where you are absolutely Crushin' it! -
Eyw! Oh No! I accidentally butt dialed you on Zoom and now there's poop all over the screen!
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Eyw! Oh No! I accidentally butt dialed you on Zoom and now there's poop all over the screen! -
Philip K. Dick's real middle initial was P, but he didn't like being called P. P. Dick.Â
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Philip K. Dick's real middle initial was P, but he didn't like being called P. P. Dick. -
(in Mrs. Doubtfire voice) This is your Auntie Vaxxer, this is your Auntie Fascist, and this is your Auntie Semite.
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(in Mrs. Doubtfire voice) This is your Auntie Vaxxer, this is your Auntie Fascist, and this is your Auntie Semite. -
Arby's. In case of skin contact, wash thoroughly for several minutes with soap and warm water.
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Arby's. In case of skin contact, wash thoroughly for several minutes with soap and warm water. -
Arby's. If swallowed do not induce vomiting. Contact your local poison control center immediately.
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Arby's. If swallowed do not induce vomiting. Contact your local poison control center immediately. -
Welcome to Arby's. I am the titular Arby.
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Welcome to Arby's. I am the titular Arby. -
Let's file that one under 'N', for Necro, here... on the Necrofiles.
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Let's file that one under 'N', for Necro, here... on the Necrofiles. -
This is your Auntie Semitism, this is your Auntie Theftdevice, and this is your Auntie Viraldrugregimen.
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This is your Auntie Semitism, this is your Auntie Theftdevice, and this is your Auntie Viraldrugregimen. -
Madam, it is not easy for me to wear a mask, as my breath smells like the crust under a chicken coop.
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Madam, it is not easy for me to wear a mask, as my breath smells like the crust under a chicken coop. -
The Loch Ness Monster is one thing, but Social Distortion’s Mike NESS is a REAL MONSTER on the Gibson, amirite?!
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The Loch Ness Monster is one thing, but Social Distortion’s Mike NESS is a REAL MONSTER on the Gibson, amirite?! -
Lucasfilm was paid $ millions to name their Wookiee character a contraction of "Chew tobacca"; subliminal advertising to kids.
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Lucasfilm was paid $ millions to name their Wookiee character a contraction of "Chew tobacca"; subliminal advertising to kids. -
I am not the one on trial here! You're probably thinking of HBO's free 30 day trial subscription.Â
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I am not the one on trial here! You're probably thinking of HBO's free 30 day trial subscription. -
The TV series Unsolved Mysteries has a less successful sister show Solved Mysteries: Just Regular Stories.
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The TV series Unsolved Mysteries has a less successful sister show Solved Mysteries: Just Regular Stories.